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The past of Voterman is shrouded in legends, myths, exaggerations, half-truths, and lies.
Some say he was sent from a distant planet, a planet whose people’s divisive politics had resulted in massive wars economic collapse, famine, and eventually total destruction. From the last beacon of civilization on this blighted landscape, as a mere infant, Voterman was sent to warn and aid us.
Others say he was genetically engineered in a secret laboratory under the Washington Monument, where the most brilliant scientists of the day labored to combine the DNA of our greatest leaders in order to produce a child with their greatest attributes, a child to lead us into the future with the wisdom of the giants from our past.